June 26, 2013
Ollie: I'm lovely, mum, because I keep making you things
Ollie: I'm giving myself a headache, everything in my brain is all jumbled up, my thinking wires have snapped!
Ollie: Mum, in my head there are LOTS of BIG love hearts, all for you.
Ollie: (after I'd been cross with him) Dad, I'm so sad, all the love hearts in my head for mum are disappearing.
Me: How many do you need?
Me: How many do you have?
Me: So, how many more do you need?
Ollie: One... I'm like a calculator!
Max: Ollie's going to consplode our house! (he meant 'explode')
Max: (finishing off his first ever packet of Pez candies) I've eaten all my pheasants!
Max: I'm Buzz Limeyear!
Max: I actually like bumatoes now! (he means tomatoes) (I hope)